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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Weird minds think alikeDon't talk to my ass!
Thank God I'm tattooed
You can't drink all day if you don't strat in the morning.
I'm not a brat, I have ADHD
Exercise Less,Spend More, Drink More, Care Less I
Reject Your Reality & Substitute My Own
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to Me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth... is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Beer - The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
Party - My Crib - Two A.M."
That's It! I'm Calling Nana!"
Wrinkled... Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
Procrastinate... Now
Rehab... Is for Quitters
My Dog.... Can Lick Anyone
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
Finally 21, and Legally Able to do Everything I've been doing since I was 15
Arkansas: One Million People and 15 last names
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
Time is fun when you're having flies"... Kermit the Frog
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
MOP AND GLOW - The Floor Wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room spinning-medicine.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

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Don't look at me, that smell is coming from Grandpa!
Will work for breastmilk
Automatic Sprinkler System
My Daddy's Tattoos are cooler than your daddy's
Lock Up Your Daughters
I make milk. What's your superpower?
Jesus was brestfed
I see mommy's boobies more in a day than daddy does in a year!
My baby doesn't like to eat in the bathroom. Do you?
Silly man, tits are for kids!
i eat at mom's
my mom is too lazy to make a bottle!
silly daddy. Boobs are for babies.
Yes, I'm still breastfeeding. Get over it!" :roll: ovo je četvorogodišnjake
I let mommy and daddy sleep with Me
Cry it out yourself
Mom's Diner... open 24 hours
I only cry when ugly people hold me
Give me the boob and nobody gets hurt
I'm 2... what's your excuse?
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's!
Don't look at me, that smell is coming from Daddy
Sorry Boys. Dad Says I Can't Date Until'm 30!
Sometimes i get SO MAD i just want to pack up my diapers and leave!
Come on... you're kidding right? These people are really my relatives?!
Daddy's little Tax Deduction
Does this diaper make my butt look fat?
If you can read this, you are close enough to CHANGE MY DIAPER!!
Please don't touch me! (My mom is paranoid!)

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Oprez grizem
Kakav otac, takav sin
Tatin mali razbijač
Tatina mala princeza
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Vragolasta mala
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